Arranged By [In Intro], Bass [Magic Notes], Backing Vocals – Scott ThunesDrums [Groove Master] – Josh FreeseGuitar [Harmony In Intro], Other [Llama Breeding] – Mike KeneallyGuitar, Other [Main Melody & One Harmony In Classical Intro], Lead Vocals, Backing Vocals – Dweezil*Performer [All Harmonies] – Nuno*Written-By, Music By, Lyrics By – Dweezil Zappa

Backing Vocals – Gary*, Nuno*, Pat*Bass – Scott ThunesDrums – Josh FreeseWritten-By, Music By, Lyrics By, Lead Vocals, Guitar – Dweezil Zappa

Backing Vocals – Nuno*, Pat*Bass [Electric Twanger] – Scott ThunesDrum Programming, Cymbal [Hi Hat Overdubs] – Josh FreeseGuitar [Solo # One] – Zakk WyldeGuitar [Solo # Two] – Warren De Martini*Score [Stride Piano "outfreakage"] – Scott Joplin Written-By, Music By, Lyrics By, Lead Vocals, Guitar – Dweezil*

Bass – Mickey RooneyGuitar [Main Riff, 1st Solo, Main Melodie, Left Side, Lead In Twin Lead Solo Section], Banjo – Dweezil " Sweet Cheetah" Zappa*Guitar, Drums – Nuno BettencourtVoice [Woman] – Michael J. FoxWritten-By – Dweezil Zappa

Bass [Experiment], Other [Phone Calls] – Scott ThunesCello, Backing Vocals – Nuno*Drums – Josh FreeseGuitar [First Solo] – Tim PierceLead Vocals, Bells [Buttoms] – Ahmet ZappaPerformer [Harmonies] – Tom VuWritten-By, Music By, Guitar, Backing Vocals – D. Zappa*Written-By, Music By, Lyrics By – S. Thunes*

Bass – Scott ThunesDrums – John Stamos, Josh FreeseLead Vocals, Vocals [Harmony] – Nuno BettencourtPiano – Mike KeneallyPiano [Backwards] – Ekim YllaenekWritten-By, Music By, Lyrics By, Guitar – Dweezil Zappa

Backing Vocals – Ahmet*, Clint Eastwood , Nuno*Bass, Drums, Guitar [Solo] – Ekim YllaenekGuitar [6 & 12 Strings] – Phfil BeasleyPerformer [Harmonies] – M.C. Hammer*, Paula AbdulWritten-By, Music By – Lennon-McCartney

Backing Vocals – Gary*, Nuno*, Pat*Drums [Sëém Thermãcüzzi], Other [Low Sounding Instrument] – Scott ThunesWritten-By, Lyrics By – M. Zappa*, S. Greisemer*Written-By, Lyrics By, Music By, Guitar – D. Zappa*

Backing Vocals – The NugeesBass – Scott Thunes, Vanilla IceDrums – Josh Freese, Philip Michael ThomasGuitar [1st Solo] – Dweezil ZappaGuitar [2nd Solo] – Zakk WyldeGuitar [3rd Solo] – Steve LukatherGuitar [4th Solo] – Warren De Martini*Guitar [5th Solo] – Nuno BettencourtGuitar [6th Solo] – Tim PierceGuitar [Heavy Metal String Section] – Mike KeneallyLead Vocals [Magic] – Donny OsmondWritten-By – Barry, Robin & Maurice Gibb*

Backing Vocals, Performer [Harmonies] – Clint Eastwood Written-By – S. Thunes*Written-By, Lead Vocals, Guitar – D. Zappa*

Backing Vocals, Performer [Magic Tricks] – Nuno*Flute, Lead Vocals – Ahmet*Human Beatbox, Performer [Sling Shot] – Josh FreesePerformer [Toys Moon Walking & Thumb Wrestling Plus Lowforehead Workship] – Scott ThunesPiano [Stellar Performance] – Jack The MonkeyWritten-By, Music By, Lyrics By, Guitar, Lead Vocals – Dweezil Zappa

Backing Vocals – Extreme Bass [16 Strings] – Scott ThunesPerformer [Abusive Treatment Of Inanimate Objects] – Josh FreeseWritten-By, Music By, Lyrics By, Guitar, Lead Vocals – Dweezil Zappa

Bass – Al WazirGuitar [Including Intro & Outro Solo] – Tim PiercePerformer [Beans] – Josh FreesePerformer [Sinatra Harmonies] – Nuno*Tuba [Electric] – Stan FreeseWritten-By, Music By – E. Fiorillo*Written-By, Music By, Lead Vocals – D. Zappa*

Arranged By [Guitar Intro] – Mike KeneallyBass – Scott ThunesDrums – Josh FreeseGuitar – Nuno BettencourtWritten-By, Guitar – Dweezil Zappa

Written-By – Dweezil Zappa